I walk down the lane with a happy refrain

It’s been a while since Sonny made an unintentional film impression. Actually, I’m sure he does it all the time, I just don’t realize. This kid says the funniest shit.

The other day:

Sonny: “Mom, I really need an axe.”

Raging Mom: “Why do you need an axe, Sonny?”

Sonny: “You know. For safety.”

Sonny was making a funny face in the mirror this morning, and all of a sudden I heard music in my head and the pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.

Liam: “Mom, I really need an axe.
Me: “Why do you need an axe, Liam?”
Liam: “You know… for safety.”

One Response

  1. That’s is an awesome look.

    And awfully frightening at the same time.

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